//in the "Steeeeve Carrrlsberrrrrrg" voice, while shaking fist at sky

Violetttt McDaniellllllsssssssssssS!!!


also doing the math to figure out what year you did [x thing] is extremely #relatable--I have to count it up every time I want to know how long I've been married. (Seven years? I swear I've been married for seven years for like two years now...)